HERE YOU SEE THE FLAMING CURMUDGEON BEFORE HE LEAVES FOR THE CATSKILLS (BUT AFTER THE XANAX).
In spite of the fact that being a houseguest in the country can be exhausting for a city boy (hyperbole, folks, hyperbole), I am back and in fine fettle and feeling grand. However, I haven’t recovered completely so I can’t give you the full wonderful narrative of my visit with Catskills Grrl. But let me give you a couple of quick photos (many more to come) that are illustrative of the effects of a bit of time in a lovely cottage in the country with a friend.
AND THEN, WITH NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION BUT A JOURNEY OF A COUPLE OF HOURS AND A CHARMING COTTAGE NEARLY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE SHY, QUIET AND RESERVED, COMPLETELY AND MOST ASSUREDLY NEVER A GODDAMNED HIPPY, FLAMING CURMUDGEON! THE SHAME IS ONLY TEMPORARY. THE JOY, ETERNAL. CATSKILLS GRRL HAS THE PATIENCE OF TWO CATSKILLS GRRLS AND A COUPLE OF BLIND SAINTS IN HAIRSHIRTS ON A SOMBER TUESDAY DURING THE INQUISITION. (The Flaming Curmudgeon unexpectedly learns positive lessons about himself and life in general.)
August 17, 2008 at 11:19 pm |
I knew that a couple of days in the Catskills and a visit with old Rip would do you good.
How do you like this definition from Wikipedia?
To be a Rip van Winkle, is to awake suddenly to profound changes in one’s surroundings. This may be due to physical absence or to absence of mind.
haha—that just fits, don’t you think?
PS: nice tush
August 18, 2008 at 9:20 am |
Thanks. It was a lovely time and today I feel like Dorothy waking up in black and white.
August 20, 2008 at 10:27 am |
Disturbingly, I find the shot of your nekkid backside quite tasty.
August 20, 2008 at 2:05 pm |
That’s because your old and married and live in the country and don’t watch good porn.
August 21, 2008 at 11:41 am |
Now this is what I call living. Country air, beautiful trees and frolicking around naked as the day you were born. What could be better? Well, maybe a tall, handsome man who is also frolicking naked next to you. It’s all good!!!!